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Artemis Fowl II
Place
and Date of Birth
I was born twelve years ago. When I entered the world I was quite calm. I
didn't struggle or cry. Even when the doctor smacked my bottom, my only
response was to spear him with already focused eyes. The nerve of the man!
Deepest
Wish
A difficult question, I have so many ambitions. Obviously the main one is
to restore the family fortune, so reduced by my father's attempt to expand
his enterprise into Russia.
Most
Treasured Possession
Can a person be a possession? Well, if so, my dearest possession is my
bodyguard, Butler. Without him I would have perished a dozen times over.
Butler makes my more dubious enterprises possible by his physical
presence. In other words, he's big and he scares people.
You
visited many locations around the world in your quest for the Fairy Book.
Which was your favourite location and why?
On my quest for the Book, I was totally obsessed. Scenery meant nothing to
me. I regret not paying more attention now, of course. If I had to choose
a favourite place, I would say Fowl Manor. A cliché, I know, but home is
where the hidden reserves of gold are.
How
long did it take to crack the Fairy Code?
Ah yes, cracking the code. One of my better moments. It is so satisfying
to achieve something that has flummoxed the greatest minds throughout the
centuries. Anyway, how long did it take? Fourteen of the most intense
hours of my life.
Who
scared you the most: the LEPrecon unit or the troll?
I really must object to the word scared. Analytical minds do not get
scared. I was concerned by these things. Of the two, I would say the troll
concerned me most. He would as soon eat a fool as a mastermind. It's all
meat to him.
What
do you do when not on your computer?
I do tend to spend too much time on my computer. I occasionally stroll
through Saint Stephen's Green Park in central Dublin simply to observe
human nature. If I am to exploit people, best to know what they are
capable of. I am trying to persuade Butler to teach me self-defence, but
he insists that defence is his job.
Any
ideas what your next adventure will be?
I plan to avoid adventures if at all possible. Too much running and
jumping. Planning is more my style. I have some major deals planned for
the immediate future. Butler managed to obtain some fairy technology,
which I plan to sell. There is only one thing that would persuade me to
embark on an adventure of any kind. That is if my father were to be
located alive. For that I would travel to Russia immediately …
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